Our customers are our greatest asset. We know this. I'd say they know it too, but they all seem so gosh darned modest. We know that every person who comes across our tiny little island website has an entire ocean to explore. Some of those islands are bigger and have more roller coasters and ginger ale. Others are smaller and don't even have roads. Just paths cut through the bushes by wild boar and lost pizza delivery men.
Every island has something to offer, we're sure. And while we don't know the people behind these other islands, we're sure of one thing:
They are super villains more evil than Magneto, more dangerous than a hungry tiger and less funny than an exceedingly dry history professor who's main passion in life is the year 1903.
We certainly can't imagine they'd devote a strange, oddly worded and barely intelligble blog post to a customer. Heck, no! They're too busy counting their money and laughing about how bad their product is. Far too preoccupied with taking phone calls just to scream, "NO REFUNDS!" while simultaneously slamming the phone down onto it's hook.
We here at Wristband Bros take a different tact. We celebrate our clients. These people are our partners in (legal) crime. One of these unofficial "bros" came up with a pretty awesome wristband design. We think it pairs well with his top notch music. Yes, Jae Lyrix. We're looking at you.
Now how flippin' cool is that?? If you want to purchase your own awesome piece of Jae Lyrix swag, you can buy his wristband here: Jae Lyrix.
Enjoy his music and his merch!
Until next time, be good.