Howdy Folks of the interwebs! I've got a super important message from the team at Wristband Bros (of which I am obviously affiliated):
We've toiled away in the dark of night, beads of sweat running down our brows and into our eyes as the heat from our overworked computers toasted our pupils and rose our electric bills to near apocalyptic levels. The work nearly drove us mad. But it didn't. And now we've come out the other side, stronger, faster, wiser, fatter-yet-strangely-better-looking and with, lo and behold, a BRAND NEW DESIGNER! Try it out:
Please, one at a time, one at a time! We'll all have our chance to use it! NO PUSHING!
We're always looking to improve, so if you have any suggestions, don't be afraid to comment. We won't bite...Well, if we do bite, none of us have anything contagious so it will be more of an annoyance than anything else.