It has come to our attention very recently that our firewalls were broken through by an individual or group going by the name Doctor Necklace. This person is obviously a neckwear lobbyist judging by the single image posted to our Facebook. We will show it here now.

If you have young children, please ask them to avert their eyes.

This disturbing image will be allowed to stay on our Facebook page as a stark reminder of the battle waging between wrist wear and neckwear. It's clear to us that there simply is no shot too low, no attack too brazen for this wild enemy from the North.

Fear not, private Citizens of Silicone. We will repel this new enemy like we have all the other fads:

There shall be no victory if it is not ours. This is my promise to you.