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The month of May has been a special one. Every customer who purchased wristbands was given the option to choose 100 additional wristbands for the measly price of S+H ($21). This opportunity shook the silicone industry to its very core. Scientists and plastic surgeons alike took to the streets to decry our insane giveaway, shouting concerns of a global silicone shortage from the top of their lungs while standing upon the tallest mountain, hill, building or tree that happened to be nearby.
Wristband Bros have listened to these pronouncements with a rising level of concern. We've been told that if we keep this amazing 100-extra offer going for much longer, there may not be enough silicone left on earth to complete a simple nose job, chin-butt correction or earlobe reduction. We personally don't require any of those procedures (we were born with perfectly symmetrical faces) but we do understand that for some, these things are a necessary part of life.
So with that said, we must declare an end to our 100 extra offer. As of midnight tomorrow (May 31st) the deal of the century--make that The Deal of The A.D.'s--will be coming to an end. So load up, Surfers Of The Silicone. Place your orders now before it's too late.
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