We had nothing to do with Coldplay's wristband...But this comes up when you search "alien wristbands" and I do think that's funny.

When I graduated from Bridgewater State University with my coveted English Degree tucked deep down into my coat pocket and my future aspirations set to "The Moon" (with this parenthetical added to avoid following quotes with a comma, which I still don't quite know the rule for), I could have never dreamed that all my wild collegiate fits of fancy would be realized so soon. That I would, in just a few short years, become the leading voice in the silicone swag industry. 

But here I am today, your fearless leader in rubber wrist-wear, helping the weary masses navigate a sea of unpredictable promotional products. I'm glad you've decided to take this voyage with me, loyal reader. I promise never to disappoint. I promise to never allow what could be a banal topic (looking at you, wristband blog competitors) to become boring, dry or stale. I will make your time spent here worthwhile, informative, and (dare I say it) fun.

So follow me, people of the interwebs. I look forward to being your guide to the wristband galaxy.