Look at you, just going straight zombie. I know, I know. I’m not blaming you for it. It can be hard to take your eyes away from the tube these days. What with that oh-so-special athletic event going on in Rio, Brazil. The one we can’t legally mention by name.
(Or can we? The So Shrimp Ticks? The Faux Limp Knicks? Eh… Best leave it alone.)
Heading on a safari? Or maybe your wrist is already on one. At least it would be if you order a custom wristband with animal print. The wristband above is making all the zebras really confused. Are you pro Zebra? Or did you kill one of our friends? I don’t know whether to hug you or run for the hills!
Have you seen that cute little Fox Chihuahua promoting rubber wristbands all over the internet? Have you wanted to pat him on his cute little head? Or, at the very least, learn his name so you can carve a heart with his initials on the nearest available tree?
Well, you’re in luck. Because today, my friend of the internet, the mystery is revealed.
That cute little dog with the wristband on his head is none other than JD, the most handsome pup in the history of this spinning rock we call Earth.
The people have spoken. And the people want lower minimum order sizes. At first we said it couldn’t be done. I mean, we’re not miracle workers– We’re just human beings! But then we took out our pencils with the star-shaped erasers on top and got to work. We scribbled day and night, running intense algorithms through our patent-pending magical wristband robot machine. The robot died twice during these intense days and nights, and each time we brought it back by dragging it to the highest lighthouse and waiting for lightning to strike.
Looking for a good way to support your country’s athletes this summer? Look no further than the silicone wristband, my fearless friend of the interweb! With Wristband Bros, you can create your very own country wristband to wear your patriotic heart on your wrist
What better way to celebrate your French heritage than rocking a wristband with the blue, white and red?
