This is a pretty cool video. The Golden Gate Garrison recently raised awareness for a good cause by holding an out-of-this world march. Massed together, this stormtrooper army walked across the Golden Gate Bridge in full stormtrooper costumes.
Scalping Tickets To Your Own Show Is Awesome
Being the foremost authority on all things wristband, we’d be remiss if we didn’t touch on the sordid tale of Fantastic Negrito, the Oakland-based musician who was detained for scalping wristbands to his own show.

The Happiest Dog On Earth Has Been Found
Your first question is probably, “But which dog is the happiest on Earth, Sean? They’re all so happy!” And believe me, I know. My dog is as happy as a pig in mud or a bear with honey (or a bunny with a carrot). But I think we can all agree that today the internet has presented us with, unequivocally, the happiest dog on earth:
A Dancing Otter To Brighten Your Morning
Tough morning? Not anymore. Just sit back, turn your sound on, and watch this otter boogie to the beat.
I’ll Take All Your Tears, Mr. Turtle
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The above picture is floating around the interwebs this week. It appears to show a butterfly hanging out on the nose of a turtle. That sounds fantastic. But as it turns out, that butterfly is highly competitive and enjoys tap dancing on the crushed souls of shelled creatures.