Belts. *sigh* Where do we start… These darn things have been a thorn in our side for centuries. It’s time to change that. It’s time for Waistbands.
Revolutionizing the belt.
Tired of these same old belts? Us too.
Gone are the days of fumbling with buckles to loosen your belt after a big meal. No more of that obnoxiously loud jingle-jangle sound when you put your pants on.
Waistbands are 100% stretchy, silent, and stylish silicone.
They come in custom colors to match any outfit.
They’re perfect.
And did we mention they work for powerlifting too?
Hopefully it’s obvious that this is an April Fools joke.
