I was searching the seven seas for gold (looking on the internet for wristband news) when I stumbled on this delightful little fundraising wristband. The Big East Akita Rescue is selling “I Love My Akita” wristbands to help raise funds for their doggy rescue mission. And they’ve got a darn cute spokesman:
Rolex With Shot Across Our Bow. They’re Getting Into The Rubber Game.
Woah, woah, woah there Rolex. There’s only one Silicone Sultan around these parts. Did you not get the memo? Rubber bracelets are a Wristband Bro gig. We’ve been cranking these things out for years and for cents on the dollar, no less.
How much is your rubber monstrosity? I bet the price tag would make the world blush, which is why it’s conveniently left off the product page.
Awareness Bracelet Feature: Make Oral Cancer History
Gwyneth Paltrow is amazingly talented, unquestionably beautiful and pretty tight with iron man.
But maybe the coolest thing she does? She shows her support for an important cause. During A Stand Up To Cancer tv event, Paltrow was sporting this awareness bracelet. It’s dedicated to raising awareness for oral cancer.
The Two Whale Conundrum: Injustice On The Emoji Sea
I want you to do something for me. I want you to whip out your trusty iphone and find me the shark emoji. You know where it is, right? It’s got to be in the nature folder of Emoji’s…
What is going on here? Is it possible that my phone doesn’t have a a shark emoji? Can’t be. Maybe it’s in the standard smiley face emoji folder. I mean, that’s where the most popular ones go…
And nope. Not there either. I’m trying not to panic, but it’s starting to look like there is no shark emoji at all.
So how could this be possible? Sharks are universally acknowledged to be the best fish on the planet. What other water emojis could possibly be more important?
In order to answer this question I’ve decided to analyze the sea emojis we do have. And in doing so, I realized something that made me even more mad. Check out the list below and discover the head scratching realization for yourself.
These Free Eric Holder Wristbands Pretty Much Sums Up Congress
Attorney General Eric Holder is the longest serving member of President Barack Obama’s cabinet. He announced he would be leaving the position last year. As soon as his successor was appointed, out the door he’d go. Easy as pie, right?
This being the United States government, nothing is ever as easy as it sounds. Obama had thought the vote for Holders replacement, Loretta Lynch, would take place in January. Shockingly, we’re here in April and that vote has been continually pushed back. It may be months before the vote reaches the floor. What’s ironic about this is the House of Representatives has been trying to remove Holder for years. In 2012 they tried to get him booted by holding him in contempt of court. And all of a sudden in 2015, now you’s can’t leave.