Any and all Wristband Bros blogs that are uncategorized.
In one of the biggest upsets in recent memory, the American people appear all-in on green bean casserole:
It’s currently trending higher on Google than sweet potato casserole, stuffing, pumpkin pie Thanksgiving dinner, the Pilgrims…. It seems like if your name ain’t turkey, then you play second fiddle to the green beans.
It appears the fashion world has passed Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel McDonald (Owen Wilson) by. In the new trailer for Zoolander 2, they’re labeled Old and Lame by their younger counterparts. But if you were of age for the first film, it’s safe to say you’re old and lame, too. The original Zoolander was 14 years ago, after all. Boy does that make me feel old (and lame).
I recently took a break from work life and became Vacation Man. It was a week spent with my better half driving from Salt Lake City to San Francisco. A whole heck of a lot happened along the way. Here are some quick takeaways along with photo documentation.
Salt Lake City residents grade too easily on Yelp. We went to two different restaurants, both rated 4.5 stars. And both were 3’s. I know… I can’t explain it, other than to assume Salt Lake residents are really easy graders. Above is my better half looking awfully ominous whilst silhouetted in front of Salt Lake Temple.
Chrome Disease is the #1 health problem facing American’s today. How do I know? Well, just look at how many people are searching for info about it every single month:
On average, Chrome Disease is searched 5400 times a month. That means about 180 people a day are taking to the internet streets in a quest to quench their thirst for Chrome Disease knowledge.
But what is Chrome Disease, exactly? Does anyone know? I’m not so sure. But I’ve got three pretty good theories.
The Movember movement is back, my friends. This classic video from last year’s campaign is pretty darn funny. Here, I’ll stop talking for a moment so you can watch it.
Are you watching it? So I can do anything down here. You aren’t paying attention to me. Giggle toot. GIGGLE TOOT!