Never Trump Wristbands Are On Sale At Marco Rubio’s Store

Marco, we’re loving the swag!

Anytime a high-profile person supports the silicone wristband cause, we’re all for it. And it doesn’t get much higher profile than Florida Senator Marco Rubio. So tell me, dear readers, would you rock these Never Trump wristbands:

#nevertrump wristbands sold by marco rubio in red with white text

We’re loving them! Classic, bold text. A red as strong as the stripes on the flag. And look at this distressed texture (like the nation considering a Trump presidency, Mr. Rubio?):

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Your Yearly Reminder That Napoleon Bonaparte Wasn’t Short

Napoleon wasn't short infographic discussing his height

Napoleon wasn’t short. Napoleon WAS NOT short.

Keep repeating it to yourself like I am. Because this perception is so deeply ingrained in our American culture that you’re bound to start thinking he was short the second you leave this blog. I remember countless Napoleon characters in cartoons as a kid and they were also tiny and tubby. And any time a particularly short person is acting aggressive and combative, the resident tall guy is almost always good for a snarky “Napoleon complex” reference.

So what led to this enduring misconception that France’s most famous general was but a wee man? It was two things, chiefly, that cemented his fate.

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Bernie Sanders Is A Social Assassin Err Democrat Wristbands

bernie-sanders-wristband social assassin democrat

Check out this Social Assassin Democrat Bernie Sanders wristband we created using our top secret (and soon to be released to the world) designer. Our new designer will have thousands of images, like the cartoon Bernie above, and more practical images like dogs, ribbons, balloons, rocket ships, mail, peanuts, apples, desks, gloves, faces… You get the point. You’ll have more control than ever before to create the wristband of your dreams. And not just more than you’ve ever had on our site – but more control and power than any custom wristband website, period.

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